Land any trick you wanted on a snowboard or the ability to pull any girl you wanted?
Snowboarding would be boring if you could just do everything. Girls wouldn’t be boring if you have any of em!
Never snowboard again or never see your family again?
ahhhhh, i’m sure they’d understand…
10 beers every night for the rest of your life or never drink again?
Pee out a grape or poop a watermelon?
Surely if you have to poop an entire watermelon you’ve already gone through the pain of getting it up there so shouldn’t be to bad.
Only ride indoors on a perfect set up or a mountain abroad, with a shitty set up?
A mountain for sure, i feel like i’ve clocked enough hours in MK over the last decade.
Never snowboard or never skate again?
You win a meter cubed block of hash in a contest but your mum has to sign the waiver form, do you accept your prize?
Fuck yeah! “How dya like me now mum?!” She’d get over it..